Ask Joey


You used to call me

A man likes to call looking for dates until he gets a “yes” from another woman. Time for her to stop calling back?



Respect yourself

A drink or two is fun. But getting drunk means placing our life in the hands of whomever is around us.




No Regrets

A high school reunion might seem like the perfect venue to repair the frayed thread of hope, but I’m concerned you’re setting yourself up for disappointment.



Misplaced virtue

A neighborhood wants to send a boy to Christian school because they don’t think his mother is raising him right.


Three’s a crowd

After a three-way gone tame, a wife discovers that her husband has been going solo with the third wheel.







Bundle of lies

He thinks they’re trying for a baby. She’s not telling him that she’s using birth control.