Paging Cara Delevingne.
Comedian Patton Oswalt passed through Sacramento this past weekend and found himself stuck in a hotel room watching Good Day Sacramento, I guess.
And, as one does, he decided to live-tweet the situation.
The results were weird. And really good. And maybe a little bad. But mostly weird.
Weird in like how Oswalt has Sacramento figured out in less than five minutes. I mean, the guy nailed it:
Watching Good Day Sacramento right now and if the first 4 minutes are accurate, people in Sac really like stabbing each other.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 18, 2015
Not so weird: His take on the show’s hosts:
All the hosts of Good Day Sacramento are grand masters in the samurai art of “Yell Talking.” #yalkers
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 18, 2015
Then there were these gems:
Tina just got waxed and now she’s going to a bar-b-q place. “Dishing With Tina”, next on Good Day Sacramento. Jesus Christ.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 18, 2015
And I mean, Tina LITERALLY said, “I just got waxed and now I’m going to a bar-b-q place.” I’ve never been this hard. Or horrified.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 18, 2015
Apparently there were also some sort of ‘80s-movie era John Cusack shenanigans going on and Oswalt was none too pleased:
THAT’S THE COAT FROM SAY ANYTHING YOU ASSHOLE. You’re mixing your Cusack movies. Fire your researchers, Good Day Sacramento.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) October 18, 2015
All of this went and on and for awhile but, luckily for all, the folks at GDS weren’t offended–but anchor Cody Stark did want to correct Oswalt on one small fact:
Oswalt was, apparently, staying in Sacramento on his way between shows in Portland and San Francisco. So while the 916 didn’t get a pro stand-up set from the comedian we were, at least, treated to a live Internet performance.
