Nevermind that I’m writing about the latest click-bait list for my own click-bait purposes here on this blog … there’s a damn announcement:

Sacramento is the most family-friendly city in California!

Or so says the Estately Blog, which is where I would look for good times with the little ones if, you know, I had little ones.

The blog says the Sacramento has the most family-friendly mix of good schools, low crime, open spaces, cheap housing and stuff like that. 

The study overlooked breweries, which I figured would at least by in the top three of family-friendly things, since I see so many parents getting sauced at brewpubs and the like while the tots run around and kill my vibe.

I keed, I keed.

Anyway, make no mistake that this latest survey is total bunk. How do I know?

It says Bakersfield is the second most family friendly city in the state.