Reminder: Today is the last day of Sacramento Burger Month. Which means it’s the last day of the national Burger Month as well. Here’s some national burger news from Puerto Rico, which is kind of part of the United States, right? According to Buzzfeed (which, of course, is a source that should be trusted about as much as the Onion) a few Puerto Ricans were lucky enough to get a special item from Burger King this week: a Hands Free Whopper holder.

Sounds like an invention the Maloofs could invest in with all their new cheddar. (They could throw these in for free with their $6,000 Burgers!)

Anyway, there’s a commercial for this new hands-free burger device (below), which features a catchy song with Spanish lyrics that poke fun at America’s fatty fast-food culture. Check out the video, and then go to one of these local restaurants participating in Sac Burger Month for lunch: