Imaginary intruder
One of my friends has had an intruder enter her home repeatedly. She thinks it is a man she knew briefly years ago, because a…
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Doctorate in bar hopping
One parent’s daughter trades in Ph.D. to go home and hit up bars.
Life sentence
A 53-year question …
Botox > work
Pesky in-laws.
The book of job
This probably won’t be the last laid-off employee letter to Joey.
Girly man
A feminine man and a person who is frightened of being broke.
No game
Two different people, both with no game whatsoever.
CSI: Marriage murder
Abandoned by her mother and contemplating adultery.
Psycho chick
An insane ex and a regular one.
Ginormous is a word
Cancer and a jealous sister.
Marriage hell
Two married people, four matching frowns.
Guess who else was a carpenter?
Hmm, let’s see, another noncommitted guy.
Refuse your confusion
Marry her already.
Scary ladies
A classic case of girls being scary.
Hoed on
A man turns to a prostitute for answers; his wife is bummed out.
I got you, babe
It was going so well that he dumped her.
Effing advice
She’s done it again. That Joey.