The Associated Press is reporting on former NBA diva/board beast Dennis Rodman’s return visit to North Korea. Joining him is a coterie of former ballers, including King favorite Doug Christie; they’ll be playing a game to commemorate leader Kim Jong-Un’s birthday.

Huh?

Also going up against North Korea’s team are Kenny Anderson, Cliff Robinson and Vin Baker. Vin Baker!

Why is this game not being Pay Per Viewed?!

No word on whether Jackie Christie clawed her way past North Korean security was allowed into the country.

In other news, let’s watch this glory days clip of Christie kicking Rick Fox’s ass: