Articles by Joey Garcia

The mathematics of love.

Here’s your advice, Spielberg.

He dreams of genie. No, wait, he dreams of yelling at his ex.

The fear of aging and a lady who can’t keep a man.

A hot roommate makes for a bad date.

Joey goes there.

Prediction: In 2009 men will still suck.

It’s ‘09: Get nude.

Drunk, dumped, stumped and on the outs.

When God doesn’t answer, Santa might.

A man-child and a compulsive hugger.

Dr. Thupten Jinpa drops a little science.

Behind every ex-husband, there is an angry woman.

Joey eats them persimmons.

Happy Birthday, Joey! Love, Josh and the gang.

Trashy in-laws and a lazy spouse.