I won’t even bother with a some kind of clever-ass lead-in. Let’s get to the swami business:
Chiefs at Colts
Indy’s the slight favorite. The Colts play well at home, and the Chiefs have lost five of seven. But Andrew Luck & Co. have struggled since Reggie Wayne went down—which totally screwed my fantasy team over. Thanks for that.
Chargers at Bengals
Bengals don’t lose at home. Sorry, Ah-nuld.
Chiefs at Broncos
Week 11 redux. Peyton sends losers home with Papa John’s as consolation; what a nice guy.
Bengals at Patriots
Week 5 redux. Brady can’t get his young offense going.
AFC Championship: Bengals at Broncos
Upset of a lifetime, the ginger takes the cats back to the big game in an epic shootout.
Saints at Eagles
Yeah, everyone wants to see Drew Brees hoit up his little headphone-toting tot and revel in the big game glory. But this shootout will be foiled by Foles.
49ers at Packers
If I pick the Pack to win, SN&R will lose very Niner fan reader. Hmm.
Eagles at Panthers
Foles blows out the ill-equipped cats.
49ers at Seahawks
Sorry, Niner fans. You’ve been dreading this postseason matchup ever since the team’s week two choke job. And so, your destiny was decided then. There’s always next year … oh, wait, next year is for the Raaaiiidddeeerrrrssss!
NFC Champtionship: Eagles at Seahawks
McCoy and Foles steamroll Pete Carroll’s crap game plan.
Super Bowl 48
Bengals vs. Eagles
How’d this happen? Sadly, it’s gonna be a tundra-rumbler in